Scientology was the product of a writer in the 50s and 70s. If you’ve ever watched southpark, you’ll know, it gets kinda weird.
Has anyone wondered ‘could I have done better?’ Or ‘would scientology had been different had it been invented on a wiki and produced by multiple contributers?’ –nato
Want to make some easy money huh? stephen
Yeah… I need to pay off my student loan. nato
Option 1
- It is clear that money brings unhappiness.
- Some are called to the holy/religious life, but most people just want happiness.
- Therefore, those called (i.e. us) should sacrifice their happiness, thus allowing others the chance to be happy.
- That is, let us take on your burdens, the source of your woes, your worldly riches, your benjamins, your cash.
Option 2
- Maybe you can take it with you?
- In fact, you can, but we’re the only ones who know how.
- It’s quite a time-consuming process; we’ll need your stuff for at least a year in order to perform the necessary rituals.
- It will go in the condition it’s currently in; we suggest that you’re going to want brand new bling in the afterlife.
Option 2 (variant 2)
- You can take stuff with you, but we’re the only ones who know how.
- Buy our goods which have already been through the necessary rituals.
- Enjoy the pleasures of your worldly possesions with the knowledge that while these may break and devalue, when you enter the afterlive, you will receive these in their original condition.
