Was a flat in Christchurch. Known as ‘Tonga Massive’ because of the name on the original letterbox that has since been destroyed by drunken youths partying down the street.

It is not really that massive.

But your Mum is.

Previously the place to be if you like being party to parties, in particular the kind of parties involving furniture being burnt in the street, complaints to noise control, and people doing jumps on nifty-fifties.