That man deserves a… hmmm… no, maybe he doesn’t
Workmate 1: There’s 2 Monteiths Black and 1 Corona
Workmate 2: Well thats a good reason not to have one!
Me: Huh?
Workmate 2: No DB!
Me: {faints in shock}
Workmate 2: I’ll have an instant coffee instead.
Yes, it is beer- your point?
Me: {Nips next door to the fruit shop for a couple of limes; inserts a slice into Corona bottle}
Workmate 3: Aw what, you’re not going to put that in there!
Me: Huh?
Workmate 3: It’s beer!
Me: Yes it is- specifically, it’s Corona… this is how you’re meant to drink it…
Workmate 3: That’s just poofy!
Me: {mutters} Uncivilised philistine…
